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Written by Kyle Swartz
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Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:42 |
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As a recent graduate, I've been looking for all types of work. Recently, I was doing some temp custodial work at Cleveland Browns Headquarters in Berea. My first task was to clean out Coach Mangini's office. Boy, was it dirty. As I started cleaning his desk, I accidentally bumped his computer mouse, and the screen saver turned off. What I saw was astonishing! Words cannot explain it, so I put it on a flash drive and uploaded it here for you all to see. This is what I stumbled upon...

Apparently, Mangini's imagination is as big as his ego. After seeing this, I thought my day couldn't get any better; I was wrong. After cleaning his desk, I proceeded to empty out his overflowing trash can. It was full of Burger King wrappers, Chipotle bags, and other various fast food wrappers. I was starting to walk away when I saw a crumpled up piece of paper on the ground. I opened it up and realized Mangini was serious about doing his own version of the Bucket List. Here is his Bucket List. It's surprising how much he has crossed off so far...

As you can see, Mangini is on a mission, a mission he has almost completed. The rest of my day was spent cleaning puke-filled toilets in the bathrooms from players that are already disgusted with Mangini.
Kyle
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